Meet the OCSA Evolution Staff!
Jayna Bosse - Editor-In-Chief
Jayna Bosse is a senior and the #EditorInChief who enjoys spending most of her time and money on drive-thru Starbucks runs. You can find her at any time blasting Billie in borrowed AirPods, because she herself cannot afford them (due to reasons stated above). Jayna hates herself, but loves her friends, so come say hi! Just make sure she doesn’t have AirPods in because you know how the old saying goes...
Katherine Baguio - Production Sidekick & Staff Writer
Katherine Baguio is an aspiring filmmaker who’s constantly running out of storage on her phone and so must kill hundreds of them off from time to time in one sitting. 90% of her photos highlight various obsessions or phases she goes through, while the remaining 10% consist of the actual photos she takes.
Emilia Angotti - Managing Editor & Photo Editor
POMOC! POMOC! MÔJ NÁZOV JE EMILIA A V TEJTO ZÁKLADE MÁ OBCHODNEJ ZA ZÁKLADE DVOCH CENOVÝCH ROKOV. NEMÁM ŽIADNA VODA JEDNODUCHÁ ČERVENÁ TEA A TUNIA. NEVÍM, KTORÝ MÁ VÁM UROBIL, ALE VŠETKO VÍM, ŽE JE TO MÔJ DRUHÝ ROK NA OCSA EVOLUTION A JSEM SPRÁVA RIADITEĽA
Frankie Fanelli - Online Editor, Production Aid, & Staff Writer
Frankie Fanelli is your sleep paralysis demon and she’d appreciate it if you got a nightlight. Also, she knows how you’re going to die. All of you.
Kyle Urbaniak - Staff Writer
Amy Basile - Saff Writer
Amy Basile is an aspiring fiction author, a godzilla enthusiast, and OCSA resident Twilight apologist. She is a known immortal being, loves long walks on the beach, and enjoys grave robbing late at night in a fancy suit.
Mikayla Chua - Arts Editor
Mikayla Chua is-- oh my God. She can’t hear us, she has her AirPods in. Oh my God Mikayla--
Hannah Franklin - Staff Writer
Franklin declined to comment.
Estelle Vaughn - Photographer & Photo Editor
I think I've been here, like, 3 days this year. What class is this?
Claire Jones - Features Editor
Claire Jones says shut up way too much for someone who never shuts up.
Sage Skaar - News Editor
Imported fresh from Queen Creek, Arizona, Sage is a friendly, desert-dwelling, garden-variety herb. She is particularly fond of Charlotte Bronte, sixties folk, iced coffee, and true crime podcasts. Contrary to popular belief, she does NOT taste good atop Italian dishes or hearty meats and requests that you stop insisting she does.
Anya Ernst - Marketing & Staff Writer
Is an acclaimed horticulturist and flight attendant. She is most known for her work as Detective Sonny Carisi on “Law and Order: SVU” and for building the Eiffel Tower. She enjoys painting her toenails and being the unofficial ghost writer for OCSA Evolution shhhhhhhhhh. Her hobbies include roasting Nick Charles and signing autographs XOXO ;)
Maddy Ernst - Staff Writer
In her past lives, Ms. Ernst was many things. A Renaissance muse, a raccoon, a 1940s lounge singer, probably some kind of pastry, Jay Gatsby, and a 19th century socialite. In this life, she lives in the ditch across the street and, as a decent witch and astrologer, enjoys hexing the construction workers (which is why nothing is ever actually built there).
Nick Charles - Staff Writer
Nick Charles Currie is a known football addict. He is very short, but also armed (with a football) and therefore slightly dangerous to the OCSA Community. If you interact with him, ensure that you avoid the topic of football at all costs. The conversation he will embark upon could last so long that you starve to death. You have been warned.
Amanda Mendoza - Staff Writer
Amanda Mendoza was one of the many Greek Gods, but historians shuffled some papers around and lost her paperwork. Now she’s confined within the walls of a high school classroom. Tragic.
Erin Kim - Production Editor & Photo Editor
From a young age, I’ve had a big heart. In my role as a nurse, I have employed that big heart and created a world of love and compassion around me.
Karl Peterson - Staff Advisor
Karl is the Gilbert Gottfried of journalism. With the smooth voice of Tom Selleck, and a heart of French vanilla latte, Karl continues to inspire the gap tooth community. After his short but impactful role as the Mailman in Blue’s Clues, he went to chase after his true dream of being the manager of a meat packing plant - but since that didn’t work out, he pulled himself up by his upsettingly short ankle socks and then decided to dig deeper into the depth and breath of modern journalism.
Brianna Roesler - Photographer & Photo Editor
Brianna Roesler wishes she was sleeping right now. Her favorite pastime is putting on solo piano music while doing the dishes and pretending she’s the star of an indie movie about facing your fear of doing the dishes. Her favorite hobbies include: crying, sleeping, and watching reruns of the Golden Girls at 3 am.
Khala Quail - Staff Writer
I lost my AirPods.
Abby Johnson - Staff Writer
I'm in IA. I spin. I work at Starbucks. I love my boyfriend. I have REALLY big eyes. I love Tyler, the Creator. I'm not like most girls, I'm different. My favorite color is yellow. I only drink almond milk. I use 5000 packs of Stevia. I live in Laguna Beach.
Cas Kesig - Staff Writer
Cas Kesig is your neighborhood authoress and Capricorn. She’ll embroider a photo of your dog and criticize your relationship with your mother. She’s read the classics, and she won’t let you forget it. If you can’t tell what she’s thinking, it’s because there’s absolutely nothing going on in her head.
Aubree Mead - Staff Writer
Aubree Mead is a sixteen year old chef who really sucks at cooking, yet she’s still somehow in the Culinary Arts and hospitality conservatory. To be perfectly clear, if the kitchen on the second floor suddenly burns down, it wasn’t me. Innocent until proven guilty. SHH! I did it….
Louis Tonkovich - Staff Writer
Louis Tonkovich wrote the lyrics to “Brick in the Wall” by Pink Floyd but never gets credit for it.
Chelsea Schack - Staff Writer
Chelsea Schack was a sixteen year old poet, playwright, and comedienne who lived in Santa Ana, California, and took great interest in the world around her. Sadly, at the beginning of this year, she was struck down by an arrow that was tempest tossed across the English Channel from the green hills of France. She might be missed.
Lauren “Top” Willard - Art Director
Lauren is a divorced mom who won’t remarry. Once, Tupac described her as “the breakfast meat we didn’t know we needed”. Always the child bridesmaid but never the child bride, she is described as “Homer’s Odyssey of modern dance.” Most known for her work as Flying Monkey #3 in the Canadian Tour of Wicked. Her $7 wig and pessimistic attitude attract the hunks daily. She hopes you come to her court hearing today (1:45, Courtroom B).