Stop The Pretty Little Lies

Jeri Stein

Pretty Little Liars is the most ANNOYING show I have ever watched. Needless to say spoilers ahead but come on, this show came out in 2010. If you haven't watched it yet, you ain’t. So just read this article so I can save you from the TV garbage I sat through for SEVEN seasons.

I mean, first of all, can they STOP LYING. I know the show is called Pretty Little Liars. I understand that but it gets to a point. Like come on they keep saying stuff like “This is going to be my biggest lie yet.” LIKE NO JUST TELL THE TRUTH WHAT ARE YOU DOING. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, “biggest lie yet.” YOU ARE IN A MURDER INVESTIGATION. YOU CAN'T JUST BE LYING. Or that whole storyline where Hanana was trying to go to jail for her mom talking about “I can't just tell this lie, I need to live it.” SHUT UP YOUR MOM DIDN'T EVEN DO IT, WHY IS YOU GOING TO JAIL THE BEST OPTION YOU CAN CREATE IN YOUR HEAD? Hey what happened to just NOT involving yourself in murder investigations? I have not seen ONE of you study for a class.

Speaking on common sense, the fact that they were just getting threatened on the daily and just like NEVER told the police or just ANYONE. Before you say “Jeri they couldn't tell! “A” was threatening to reveal their secrets!” I DONT CAREEEE, YOU ARE GETTING THREATENED ON THE DAILY. Also, speaking on that, you KNOW that somebody is watching your every move and waiting to take you down and you STILL go around LYING and then get ALL SHOCKED when “A” comes and threatens to reveal the lie. LIKE COME ON, THIS HAS HAPPENED LIKE A MILLION TIMES BEFORE, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN? 

So anyways, I hope I was able to save you from this IRRITATING and AWFUL show and I was also able to save you from having to see Emily's character because she would make any sane person chuck their TV at the wall. Also please sign my petition for my new, less irritating reboot idea, Ugly Large Truth Tellers.