Instagram PFP Slander

Lauren Kim

Disclaimer: Doesn’t apply to my friends or close surroundings. Please don’t leave me.

1. Baby photo of yourself

You're probably really popular at school, which also makes you a player. You break hearts without even realizing it. Somehow you have Pinterest-worthy baby pictures. Most of the time, you’re wearing giant sunglasses, holding your mama’s big purse, or some other kidcore/vintagecore prop.

 

(Courtesy of TheCuteKid on Pinterest)

 

2. Anime/Genshin character

You have an interesting personality. You’re very passionate and express your opinions for the world to hear. Some people may find you quite annoying under certain circumstances. You also cry a lot because you’re very emotional.

 

(Courtesy of raeicons on Tumblr)

 

3. Cartoon-Network Edit

It expired in August of 2012.

 

(Courtesy of Piangoo on Pinterest)

 

4. Nature

Your bio probably frames your entire life and surroundings. You live up to society’s standard of an average white-collar worker. You’re not a born genius, but you try your best to receive standing ovations (You rarely do, though). You definitely love physical activities and being outdoors.

 

(Courtesy of Adventures of A+K on Pinterest)

 

5. Photo of one of your travel pictures

You’re either the It girl or the Eat girl. If you’re the It girl, you like Europe, fashion, makeup, self-care, bling-blings, etc. If you’re the Eat girl, you genuinely love eating, especially the new foods you try when you travel the world. It girls and Eat girls both get Starbucks in the morning, though.

 

(Courtesy of Green Wedding Shoes on Pinterest)

 

6. No profile picture

There are five types for this category: 1) You recently downloaded Instagram. 2) You recently broke up or lost a friend group. 3) You’re trying to be mysterious and cool. 4) You were going to change your pfp, but you got lazy and you got used to the blank pfp. 5) You’re the hottest person in the world (Real hot people don’t post themselves).

 

(Courtesy of Jade Hshs on Pinterest)

 

7. No-filter picture of yourself

You're really confident, but you need to get a reality check because you're not that hot. But some people find you attractive…why? When you post something, each and every one of your friends upload three to five comments each. You’ll only pin one of them, and you won’t reply/like all of them because you can be delusional. Please, you read all those comments and kick your feet in the air. Or you could just be an NPC.

 

(Courtesy of laconicsouls on Pinterest)

 

8. Sanrio

You think you're so kawaii uwu and cute? No you're not. And it’s always Melody or Kuromi. Did you forget about all the other characters?

 

(Courtesy of Artist 0.1 on Pinterest)