Predicting The Future with Jeri Stein

Jeri Stein

The future is unpredictable so many things can happen, but alas I will try and predict the future. Here are four things that Jeri Stein thinks will happen in 2030. 

Season three of “Euphoria” will finally start filming. Get ready people, “Euphoria” Sundays are coming back! It will follow the characters as they navigate through the social hierarchy of their nursing homes. Maddie will be 76 still strutting it in a crop top and stilettos at nine in the morning. Nate Jacobs will have 40 biological children, the youngest being six years old. Make sure to tune in, this season will not be one you want to miss.

Medical history will be made! They will finally find a cure for that weird ringing in your ear you hear occasionally and have no explanation for, but you can't really do anything about it because it's not that big a problem. But also you don't want to sound crazy saying “Hey, does anyone else hear that weird ringing?” and then everyone else says “yeah I don't hear it,”  and for a minute you feel a little crazy. Then you start thinking about the matrix and you're like “what if this is a glitch in the matrix and my chip or whatever is becoming loose.”Then it stops and you're good again. Yeah, they’re going to cure that.

To everyone’s delight, Blink-182 will stop releasing music and send out an apology letter for even making music in the first place. Some may think this is biased due to my last article where I stated I hate Blink-182, but I promise you this has nothing to do with that—it's just the future, I don't know what to tell you.

Jeri Stein will cure world hunger. I don't have much to say about this prediction, just that wow, she's a real good guy.

Now I know some people may be skeptical about my predictions, but I can assure you they are a 100 percent going to happen. So prepare yourself.